Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen. Willa Cather (via observando) 213 notes


Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

I would hunt down the people who caused me to develop bad traits and eat them, consuming their hatred and becoming more powerful in the holy name of Satan.

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found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan
I shall continue to exist. I may assume other disguises, other forms, but I shall try to exist. Vladimir Nabokov, Pale Fire. (via moriarty) 5,738 notes


STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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stop being rude and start being nude

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